perkywaallflower:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

Yes.

(via viralgenesis)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via viralgenesis)

thewanderingdreamer:

…..Can I get cuddles and lovely things from people?

rain makes me snuggly and such

(via coldseeker)

(Source: robthehuman, via gulagforcutie)

sleeplesschelovek:

johnskele:

cum is a non newtonian fluid

>mfw this is true

(via metaldork)

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via viralgenesis)

dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

(via viralgenesis)

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via viralgenesis)

4gifs:

The thief survived with minor injuries and was arrested

(via weckt-die-toten)

reapershadcat:

yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR

(via lonelywhiteasian)

dietchola:

ahrned:

dietchola:

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence 

IM SHITTING

(via lonelywhiteasian)

(Source: haibara-yuuya, via weckt-die-toten)

(Source: fosterwattles, via frostedpornflakes)

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

(via viralgenesis)

slyzor:

slyzor:

slyzor:

what do you call a new born dog

a puppy

follow for more fun animal facts

(via lonelywhiteasian)